Janathon 11/31: in which I look for courage, a brain, a heart and a matching pair of socks

This morning’s run was mainly fuelled by sheer bloody mindedness. You might call it determination, but that would imply a degree of enthusiasm. Bed was located later than intended because of my (already documented) Internet problems and the fact that I hadn’t finished blogging the previous day’s run.

When the alarm went off, I could have sworn that it had just been 5 minutes since I went to sleep. My only evidence that it had been longer was that I dreamed that I had to try to save myself from a tornado. If you analysed that, you might think it was a subconscious fear of being swept away and losing control (5 days with no Internet!). However, I suspect that it was more likely to do with having gone to see the Wonderful Wizard of Oz at the Octagon, Bolton.

We snuck in with just a few days left of the run and I’m so glad we did. The Octagon’s Christmas shows are a master class in multitasking. Small casts are multiplied by clever use of accents, hats and incredibly talented musicianship. Last night included (but wasn’t limited to trumpet, piano, cello, clarinet, maracas, guitar (acoustic), guitar (electric), drums, violin and accordion, often being played by someone different than in the previous scene. There’s something very emotional about brass, so the tin man playing the trombone was enough to make me wobble, ages before the actual life affirming moral of the play was introduced (during which Dorothy did some awesome crying). Anyway, it turned out that the Wizard was from Wigan and with a click of her ruby Converse, Dorothy was returned home to Bolton.

We’re very tempted to book for the next production (Alfie), although I suspect there would be fewer Munchkins in that.

Anyway, this morning. I’ve been saving my intervals for a day when I was too late/tired/grumpy to do 3 mil. Today seemed as good a time as any and after playing “lucky dip kit” in the dark (being organised lasted a whole day) I plodded (keeping my feet to the beat).

Because of my Internet issues, my blog reading has stalled so apologies for not commenting as much as I’d like. And now I go to sleep, safe in the knowledge that I only get up at 7. Lovely!

Janathon 10/31 – in which I reflect on being powerful yet powerless

Last night was my first adventure into power yoga. I’ll admit that for ages I’ve been secretly tempted to have a go at this class, but have always been a little intimidated by the concept. I managed to arrive on time, but too late to baggsy a place on the back row so had to settle for the next best option – skulking at the side of the hall. From here I peered at my classmates. The first thing that I noticed was that there were a lot more men in this class (5 in fact, which is 5 times more than on a Wednesday) and there was a lot more Lycra and performance fabric on show. I felt quite underdressed in my slightly saggy Tesco leggings. Everyone looked very alert, postures were erect and most telling of all, all socks were shed before the class started (as opposed to my usual class where most people stay snuggled in socks/cardigans/slankets for as long as possible) to ensure readiness for some power yoga action.

In the end we didn’t do anything I hadn’t done before, it was all just done a lot faster. This was fine with some sequences, but I find that if I lose my place I tend to flail helplessly. We did a variation on the sun salutation (during which I can guarantee that I will always lose my place) that included all the tricky twiddly bits, including bloody crocodile. Technically this is just known as ‘crocodile’, except in my head, and was introduced with the question “what happens if you bend your arms and straighten out your legs from here?” whist on hands and knees in cat pose. In my case the answer is “I fall on my face”, whereas the gentleman on the next mat snapped into a perfect crocodile. With a bit of practise, I managed a couple of crocodiles (if you ignore the fact that my method of getting out of them was to collapse with a WHUMP on the floor) but struggled to spring into one from a standing pose then lever myself from the floor to extend my arms into upward facing dog.

Basically, I enjoyed the intensity of the stretching and found myself being less apologetic about trying to push myself, but missed the ability to really think and focus on my positioning in each pose. I think power yoga was nice for a visit but I won’t be staying there.

This morning I rediscovered the snooze button. Because I had to run early today, it was twice as difficult as yesterday. I had learned though, my kit was dumped laid out in the bathroom so I could get dressed quicker, more successfully and not in the dark. My mood was not improved by the post office burglar alarm going off in the early hours of the morning. It turned out to be a powercut (rather than very keen raiders) and all the appliances clunked, whirled and bleeped themselves back on at 3:24. I say all, it turns out that all this has broken our internet. Despite the help of the twitter hive mind, I’ve not been able to solve it and resorted to phoning the help desk. It turns out that our next stage of solving it requires our installation disc. It also turns out that I can find every single installation disc for everything I have ever bought…except this one. They will post us another, but that could mean 3-5 working days without proper internet. Gah!

Anyway, this morning I clumped out another 3 miles, this time choosing an undulating route that provided a convenient excuse for my shoddy pace.

I will do this again tomorrow. Arse.

Janathon 9/31 – in which ego trumps sense

I knew it. I bloody knew it. I didn’t plan to go out at 6 this morning, I decided to see what happened if and when I woke up. Would I leap out of bed or hide under the duvet? Technically neither, but kind of both.

Alarm sounds. I paw blindly at my phone to make it shut up (I swear the buttons are different every morning). I close my eyes. I open them again expecting it to be gone 6 o’clock so I couldn’t possibly run. It’s 5.35. I close my eyes and pull the duvet a little tighter. I listen. It’s not raining. That’s good. I lie there wondering if I’ve wasted enough time so I’m too late to go. It’s 5.40. I realise that if I do waste enough time to be too late to run, I will only be cross with myself. Then I’ll be grumpy. I swear at the inner workings of my mind. I stumble to the loo. I’m up now. I might as well run. I gather random bits of kit and play sock roulette. Inevitably I get two R’s. I locate an L. Miles sits out on the wheelie bin. I suspect he knows not to mess me around this morning. I hunt for keys. I cannot find keys. I wonder if my plan will be undone by keys. I decide to steal Ginge’s key and hope there isn’t a fire while I’m out. I play shoe roulette. I put on my right shoe. It takes far too long for me to realise that my left shoe doesn’t fit because it is also a right. Especially as one shoe is pink, the other purple. Shuffle is located, shoes match, key is borrowed, Miles has found his satellite. I adorn myself in hi-vis. I depart and run a funny T-shaped loop because I can’t decide which way to run, so I do a bit of both ways. I have run 3 miles and my Athon record lives to fight another day.

I will do this again tomorrow. Arse.

Janathon 8/31 – in which I run on scary footpaths, re-designate cake and ponder.

Today was scheduled as another daylight run, but this time in the company of Ginge. We intended to do an 8ish mile loop with a bit of an explore thrown in, but after about a mile and a half we both realised that our hearts (and in my case, legs as well) weren’t really in it. Rather than do a there and back that I can run on my own, we looped back using footpaths along the railway (scary because they’re a bit lonely), managed a bit of exploring by taking a footpath along the golf course (scary because of my childhood fear of being shouted at by farmers or greenkeepers) and had the hilarious sight of me vaulting lumbering over a five-bar gate. It clocked in at 3.5 miles at a pace that I am trying to claim as a ‘recovery run’.

The golf course of terror

At home we applied ourselves to the serious business of cake. Because I am terribly organised (interpret that how you will), our Christmas cake remains naked and unadorned with either marzipan or icing and given that twelfth night has been and gone, it seems a little late to be bothering. Instead it has been reclassified as ‘nice fruitcake’ and is now missing a large slice.

The crumbs formerly known as Christmas Cake

However, in the spirit of being organised for Christmas 2012, we did try to plan ahead on the tree front while we were out running.

We'll take the third from the left

I am starting the second week of Janathon faced with a quandary. Before Janathon started, I did not intend to run every day. I had a vague plan in my head that I would run four days a week and use the other three to swim or go back to how I tackled Juneathon 2009 and use it as an opportunity to try new things. The difficulties that I have faced with this are:

  1. I don’t really like new things
  2. It’s January so everyone else will be trying new things
  3. It takes longer and requires more organisation to do new things
  4. Ultimately I am rubbish at most things that require balance, coordination or other people, which limits my choice of new things.

Needless to say, I have ended up running every day for the first eight days. Tomorrow though, I am doing something else. I’ve been doing yoga on a Wednesday for about three years but had a bit of a break before Christmas. My new class starts next week, but I have an unprecedented two (count them, two) cultural activities on Tuesday and Wednesday, meaning that, although my teacher has been very nice and let me go to a different class, I am now faced with an evening of Power Yoga.

This is undoubtably a Janathon activity. I know that I could go to the class, blog about it and my Janathon would remain intact. I also know that I could get up early and run, which would leave my run of daily Athon running (since June 2010) completely intact. I have absolutely no idea which way to turn, but have a horrible feeling that it will involve a 5:40 alarm call in the morning.

The random blog generator wasn’t spun last night, instead I followed a link from Tom Roper the librarian and visited The Running Librarian, but wasn’t able to comment on his dog owners v runners tally because I’m not a Blogger blogger (I did like it though).

Janathon 7/31 – In which I challenge a hill and present a maternal guest post

Sometimes I resent giving up weekend time to go for a run, but it’s worth it just to run in actual daylight. Today this meant a three mile loop down the lodge and back up the big hill that I’m trying to conquer. I saw more people than I had all week (mostly dog walkers, mostly with improbably small dogs), I did lots of smiling and even became an unwitting part of a mad-eyed collie’s training who was firmly taught “sit” and “leave” as I scooted past. Whilst I didn’t conquer the hill, I ran further up it than last week before giving in to my burning lungs. Annoyingly though, my overall pace was slower than last week.

Like Jaws. With feathers.

Swans' bums. As promised on twitter.

It turns out that I’m not the only one who enjoys smiling at strangers. With her permission (and the promise of payment, possibly in the form of contraband baked goods) I’d like to share my only guest blogger’s view on the subject:

Incidentally re: grinning at passers-by while engaging in extreme sports and dangerous pastimes, I frequently try this while cycling.

I have now come to the conclusion that the usual grin back is due to the bizarreness of an elderly woman* wearing inappropriate clothing wobbling** on a bicycle.

I think you’re very brave venturing out when the rest of us a snuggled in thinking I wouldn’t send a dog out in this.

What dogs have done to be sent out I wonder, but it’s a lot harder to send a cat out.

 Love Mum xxx

 *she isn’t

**she doesn’t

I didn’t visit a random blog yesterday, but am doing two today – Ross is the first of them.