Pleasantly surprised by hills. Less pleasantly surprised by other things.

It’s been a funny old week. Following on from last Tuesday’s success, I was going to go out on Thursday after work, but had a much better offer of calling round at my sister’s and admiring my niece’s sitting skills. She’s just turned 6 months and I think the novelty of this will wear off for me by the time she’s about, oooh, 17.

I didn’t feel bad about prioritising a game of row row row your boat (upper body workout anyone?) because she’s gorgeous and I could always go out on Friday. This was an excellent plan scuppered only by the man who drove into the back of me on my way to work, rendering my car undrivable. The planned run was therefore replaced by an endless loop of hold music, claims handlers and fending off enquiries about my potential whiplash injuries.

I’m pleased to report that the incident has caused me no injuries, despite the best efforts of a particular customer service department (can you get whiplash from banging your head against a brickwall?). I’m fine and dandy, just terrified of damaging my replacement vehicle which is newer, shinier and vrooooomier than my usual car.

Did 3.3 miles tonight as a sort of group run, it wasn’t a club run, but it was nice not to have to think about where I was going. One thing I love about guided runs is that you sometimes do routes that you would normally avoid and it can surprise you. Tonight’s took me on a route that I’ve considered before, but chickened out of because it seems too undualating. Turns out I can do it after all!

Actual running to write about

Oh yes, I’ve done some actual running. I say running, it’s my usual putting one foot in front of the other at a faster speed than my walking pace, but ‘running’ is quicker to type. The wheezing snotfest has cleared up, but did mean that I missed my group run a week last Tuesday (going for runs while off sick is bad form I believe) and also yoga on Wednesday (when I got home, I tried doing downward dog and was rewarded with  whooshing pounding sensation in my skull, so I slept for 3 hours instead). In the end, I had a week off (hard to distinguish from my normal weeks I know) and went back to club running on Tuesday, which was a short session that hurt my lungs and added to a general sense of antisocial grumpiness that day. It was also snowing again as I left work, so it was a miracle that I didn’t come up with some excuse to skive.

Tuesday 23 Feb
Time: 00:32:44
Distance: 2.81 mi

I took advantage of being off work on Thursday and did a 3 mile out and back (turning right at the front door), which has been a standard route for me since I started this lark but one that I’ve had a mental block on for months – I just don’t seem to be able to get back without walking. This remained true on Thursday. Bah.

Thursday 25th Feb
Time: 00:36:00
Distance: 3.14 mi

Sunday morning saw me down the canal – it was bitterly cold and grey. Most of the ducks remained asleep with their heads tucked under their wings, those that did venture into the water looked shocked and miserable when they hit the freezing depths. I also saw what I think was a moorhen flying. The suspected moorhen was a round, solid-looking creature that certainly isn’t designed for graceful flight. It was a slow, laboured, optimistic flapping that eventually propelled it across the road. It reminded me of me.

Sunday 28th Feb
Time: 00:34:20
Distance: 3.02 mi

And then March started. Finally, a glimpse of sunshine on Monday morning (followed by an afternoon of  fat blobby snowfall) and a run in daylight this evening. It was lovely. Still quite slow, but it’s the first time in ages that I’ve actually felt good whilst out running and I did 4 miles quite happily. Oh, and I turned right at the front door and went there and back without walking, so that’s that demon laid to rest.

My only complaint is about my new pair of 3/4 length running tights. I say 3/4 length, it would appear that my left leg likes this length, but my right leg prefers knee length. I look like more of an idiot than normal, but having said that, they’re better than my full length version, which have been designed for a giraffe-like freak woman; If I wear them in a non-Simon Cowell position they cover my feet, if I hitch them up I become Queen of the Cameltoe. I may have to invest in some stilts.

Tuesday 2nd March
Time: 00:44:57
Distance: 4.00 mi

Snot funny.

It’s been a funny old few weeks since my last post, very up and down. We had a death in the family on the Friday after my last post, my mum’s the next of kin and is trying to deal with what, at best, can be described as a chaotic estate. As a bit of a distraction, we went out to an art sale at a local charity that works with people who have learning disabilities, and then spent the afternoon with my sister and niece. From this we discovered that she (my 5 month old niece) does not like the sight of me wearing a large felted green bag on my head. Everyone else in the family appears to be bth amused and scared by the image.

Family priorities did push running off the agenda on Saturday evening, but we plodded out on Sunday morning for 3 miles in the fresh snow. Have I mentioned that I’m bored of snow?

I also had a scary scary job interview. It was for a sort of diagonal move into a more specialist job in another area and was the first time that I had made the leap of faith to go for a job at this grade. The presentation for it became an all-encompassing nightmare – the stress peaked at 1am on Sunday night/Monday morning when there were tears and a general outpouring of anxiety about my ability to do my job. This put paid to Tuesday club run as I was still trying to assemble my portfolio for the next day (organisation was not on my list of strengths that I can bring to the post).

The rest of the week went something like yoga, restore order to house, visted by friend, visit family, night out in Blackpool, sleep, funeral, club run, yoga, gig in Manchester, belated celebratory meal (I got the job) and then a lazy weekend with a husband-accompanied run on Sunday. What I didn’t plan for was feeling increasingly grotty and snotty as the weekend went on. It is now Monday and I’m tucked up on the sofa with hot lemonade and honey, several balls of wool and the sensation that someone is alternately whacking me on the head with a stick and then jumping on my chest. It is unpleasant to say the least and I can’t take more paracetamol for another hour. Bugger.

Slowly, slowly catchee monkey

I appear to be down to a weekly outing at the moment. Still, group run tonight and we did everyone a favour by preventing them all from being at the back. And we’re slowly getting back up to speed.

Also, to avoid a repetition of last weekend’s post-pub sloth (my partner in crime on Saturday, me big style on Sunday) we’ve arranged a pre-pub run for Saturday. I appreciate that this in not an orthodox training technique.

Time: 00:42:57
Distance: 3.73 mi
Elevation Gain: 527 ft
Calories: 462 C
Pace: 11:30 min/mi

Back on the road

A better run tonight in terms of the fact that I feel human and much better for going out. Not much better in terms of speed (especially as it was a far shorter than last week). Very little excitement to report, other than an overwhelming relief that the snow has melted.

2 more runs planned this week, Thursday and Saturday.

In other news, I tried on my suit (unworn since my last job interview over 12 months ago) – I’m relieved that I don’t have to add “buy new suit” onto my To Do list, but it was a bit a touch and go and as a result, my food diary has started again. I’ve also taken delivery of a book called Knitted Cakes, whether this proves to be a route to weight loss we shall have to see. I’m not sure of the calorie content of 4-ply.

Time: 00:44:11
Distance: 3.76 mi
Elevation Gain: 636 ft
Calories: 451 C
Avg Pace: 11:45 min/mi

Bum. I’ve managed to save this as a draft without posting it. Unfortunately this means I have to fess up to not running tonight due to more feeling off colour – absolutely knackered last light, refreshing pre-yoga nap started at half 7  and ended when I woke up at midnight. And then started again at 12.15 and ended at half 7 this morning. I like my sleep, but this is ridiculous. Still on for Saturday, but working on plan B to come up with a third run this week.